sorrow fap

When you use the tears of someone as lube to masturbate with.

The best lube to improve your mood!

I broke up with Sarah and she started to cry, quickly I gathered her tears for a sorrow fap.

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Sorrow

Used DELIBERATELY in place of the word "SORRY"
so as to inflict subconcious negativity.

I read it in a novel where the young male character, having done a mis-deed, rather than feel the full brunt of guilt (whether by having an excuse or absence of conscience) deliberately speaks the word "SORROW" instead of "SORRY"

" Hey, you broke my favorite beer mug ! "

" Sorrow ... "

by PaintBallerTigerDover February 14, 2012

Sorrow-fapping

When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.

I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.

by PsudoWoodle October 21, 2017

The Sorrow

A character from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. He may also be known as the first Mac user in history, despite the fact that he lived in a time before computers. He has sexay hair, even with the receding hairline.

Oh, and he can talk to the dead.

"The Sorrow, stop crying blood and get your emo ass over here!"

by LiquidTheBrit July 16, 2007

Sorrow Ride

Same thing as a joy ride but with a gas station at the end of it

o man i got to go the gas station at 4.50 a gallon this is going to be a sorrow ride

by Rave05 August 19, 2008

Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009

sorrowfullness

some word breann said and claimed was a real word but was quickly proved wrong when no dictionary had this word in it

Breann: do you see this? do you see this picture? it's full of "sorrowfullness"

Kyle: that's not even a word

by breanniswrong March 17, 2010