snailing

(1) to lick or suck a person's ear as a means of oral intercourse. A fetish.

Similar to shrimping, this word is derived from the snail-shape of the cochlea, found in the inner aural canal.

Offeror: "Hey babe, mind if i go snailing?"

Offeree: "Gross, i'm totally not into french food."

Offeror: "Nah nah; there's no need to buy you dinner first. Just let me tell you a secret."

Offeree: "ooohhhhh."

by jonnysan June 25, 2008

Snailing

Directed towards males: when a male's penis comes out of the designated hole made in the boxers.

Ever had a pair of boxers that feels like the hole in it is a cave? Happened to me this summer and decided there has to be a name for it. Figured out there was not so I came up with "Snailin' or Snailing." You are running around and your penis just keeps coming out of that hole.

by DJ-Conley November 20, 2010

Snailing

An act in which a male or female licks their partner from the bottom of the snail trail area on the stomach all the way up to the lips as a sexual act.

e.g

guy 1: what were you doing last night dude?
guy 2: i was totally snailing this girl
guy 1: omg no way you snailed her!

by ollieisamong September 11, 2013

snail

stupid faggot two-shit wanna-be who can't catch a four banger nissan with a v8 ford.

snail gunna die.

by tragedy June 28, 2003

snail

the underparts of a lady, so called because of the similar view of a snail retreating from attack into it's shell.

Camilla: Hey Charles, did you see Sharon Stone's snail just then,

Charles: Why yes i did my dearest wife, and it was shit.

by BigFatSquirrel July 15, 2009

Snail

History: Began as an accidental mix of slamming and nailing when one could not decide which word to use.

The act of brutally punting/bashing/slamming/nailing another.

That hoebag wouldn't stop complaining, i was about to snail her.

by yomeghenrysup May 16, 2008

Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.

“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”

by The silver cat November 3, 2020