Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

UWU smol bean

Oh yes, “UWU smol beans”. They tend to only speak to you if you look “cute” or if your name is “Jake”, and also have an obsession with cookies. Every time you speak to them there’s a chance they might hit you with a “;-;”, or a “.-.”, and they average around 3’1 to 4’5 feet. They use strange legs, a weird torso, and weird looking arms to make them look smaller than they should be. There’s also a 70% chance they make “Gacha Videos” and are fake anime lovers.

Y/N: Hello! UWU smol bean: ;-; Y/N: ? UWU smol bean: .-.

by meryaleen January 18, 2021

uwu smol bean

Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.

Shut up you uwu smol bean

Brynn is such an uwu smol bean

by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021

cute smol bean

michael jackson

michael jackson is a cute smol bean that must be protected at all costs

by 80smyqueen September 28, 2019

Smol Bean Boi

Whenever your short boyfriend is being adorable and/or acting like a bean (being innocent). Your smol bean boi just wants attention, meaning huggles and cuddles. :3 Please give the smol bean boi huggles and cuddles.

Colton, you are my smol bean boi.

by A bean boi December 11, 2019

lonely smol bean

when you and your friends pretend your lonely.

Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!

by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018

smol binder bean

a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.

"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person

by charredbagel October 3, 2021