Smegma

Something Mr.Ebner definitely love eating at night. Especially with his underage boyfriend.

Person 1: bro I got a very bad case of smegma
Mr.Ebner: ayo save that for me for later, you know I love smegma

by DigBickAddy May 29, 2019

Smegma

I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".

Don't worry he is a Smegma, he can't help but be ignorant, arrogant, and overbearing all at once. He was born like that.

Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.

by Ravalicious June 24, 2008

smegma

An abstract small unit of measure, meaning just a little bit or not too much of an object or item.

"Im pretty full, just give me a smegma or two of those green beans."

by shayshayp March 31, 2009

Smegma

a substitute for the filler use of the words “like” or “um”. Used to decrease reliance on filler words

“What was the name of that movie?”
“I think it was...smegma...Sicario 2”

by sjendieosneb April 18, 2020

smegma

gettin head while sitting on the toilet takin a shit , first introduced "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" by Goldstien.

Goldstien: " Dude i fucked cindy kim and guess what she gave me smegma!!!"
Kumar: "Dude wut tha fuck is that?"
Goldstien " Its where you sittin on the toliet takin a shit right, and she starts givin you head"
Kumar: "Right there!!!"
Goldstien: "Right there!!!"

by mikey361 July 7, 2010

Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Smegma

A rather cheesy substance which is formed under the forskin mostly surrounding the rim of the jeb this cheesy malfunction could most definitely be removed by grating your smeggy bull head with a cheese greater

Cumley:ooh look at the cheese under my forskin

Rold:OMG cummers it’s #SMEGMA

by Bigboyroldaha August 21, 2018