slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.

Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries

by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014