Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Moist Signature

Creepier alternative to "Wet Signature," used to designate an ink signature vs. a digital or e-signature.

I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?

by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023

Your signature or your salary

a variation of the mafia phrase " your signature or your brains"

Whereas your signature or your brains as a phrase should be kept in Mario Puzos The Godfather, the phrase your signature or your salary means...that you can fire any incompetent federal bureaucrat.

by Sexydimma February 16, 2025

Your signature or your salary

A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.

Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2025

Time signature

A symbol at the start of music that tells the musian how many beats are present in each measure.

A song with a time signature of 4/4 means there are 4 beats in each measure.

by rage baiter January 27, 2026

Time signature

A symbol at the start of music that tells the musian how many beats are present in each measure.

A song with a time signature of 4/4 means there are 4 beats in each measure.

by rage baiter January 27, 2026

death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018