by hans_climber May 4, 2022
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by Shrek is love Shrek is life March 5, 2013
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by Deanna12345 December 27, 2014
Get the Shreeze mug.The almighty Ogre who lives in the ancient Swamps. He flies through our open windows and butt rapes us. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by ShrekIsReal September 20, 2014
Get the Shrek mug.Performing the religious tradition, mandatory for all persons under the Shrek covenant, where anal sex is conducted. But not just any old plane Jane anal sex. You have to have Shrek the movie, broadcasting throughout the entire neighborhood in a ten mile radius. You have to wear a two foot strap on shrock, which must be onion scented. It is vital that you moan Shrek's name during intercourse. If you moan your partner's name you will be abolished from the Shrek Covenant. Because no other name is to be provided during the conduction of Shrex. Shrek is the ultimate pleasure giver. Anyone who speaks of another name other than Shrek during Shrex must be punished to death by the Barbed Shrock.
"Babe, it is imperative that we attend the Shrex ritual at church tomorrow. You know what will happen if we don't!"
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