A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
by S21 May 25, 2009
An amazing friend, or partner if you're lucky enough. She's always there for you, and always encourages you through the toughest shit. Shirleys are pretty inside and outside, they're funny and smart. Shirley isn't the best at recognising when she has fans that want her and sometimes makes the wrong decision, but can always solve problems. So if you're in love with a Shirley, make sure you're clear, or you'll lose your chance!! Shirley's also have big 🍑 buns, and sexy curves. Shirley's are full of surprises, and have amazing personalities.
Enjoy your Shirley!! ;)
by jane appleseed my ass November 27, 2018
by RADDEST September 17, 2008
The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".
"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006
When something is a bit half and half - 2 sizes of the story - 2 different factors, coming from Pepsi and Shirley from Wham...
by Mrs Paco June 25, 2009
Shirley May is very mysterious; nobody knows much about her. She is an attractive girl who has little habits like chewing her jacket string and scratching her head. Many people are in love with Shirley May, but few succeed in winning her heart.
by Jgruby August 22, 2017
Bob Shirley is like God
by BobShirleyFan62 October 18, 2021