A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.
That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.
by S21 May 25, 2009
Get the Shirley Templemug. An amazing friend, or partner if you're lucky enough. She's always there for you, and always encourages you through the toughest shit. Shirleys are pretty inside and outside, they're funny and smart. Shirley isn't the best at recognising when she has fans that want her and sometimes makes the wrong decision, but can always solve problems. So if you're in love with a Shirley, make sure you're clear, or you'll lose your chance!! Shirley's also have big 🍑 buns, and sexy curves. Shirley's are full of surprises, and have amazing personalities.
Enjoy your Shirley!! ;)
by jane appleseed my ass November 27, 2018
Get the Shirleymug. by RADDEST October 30, 2008
Get the Sarah Shirleymug. The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".
"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006
Get the Dirty Shirleymug. When something is a bit half and half - 2 sizes of the story - 2 different factors, coming from Pepsi and Shirley from Wham...
by Mrs Paco June 26, 2009
Get the Pepsi and Shirleymug. Chelsea Shirley's are PERFECT! They are usually very active, and energetic. They fall easy and fast for boys, and they are the ones who keep the "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed" alive!! Chelsea Shirley's do not need an introduction, their beautiful eyes, and amazing smiles will have you at hello! Chelsea Shirley's are the perfect people.
I want to be a Chelsea Shirley, they are PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
See that Chelsea Shirley over there? She is PERFECT!
by Boduhh Jenkins May 13, 2011
Get the Chelsea Shirleymug. by snowyground February 6, 2012
Get the Shirley Templarmug.