Arabic Version of Lipton Iced Tea. Drank by U.S. Soldiers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Originated by M.E. on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) In 2001 while in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.
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The Sacamacis hides in vast trees and shrubs waiting for its prey. Usual eats Bears, Woodpeckers, and the occasional African Swallow. The Sacamacis actually has over 10 senses, it befriends ghosts and humans alike.
Just don't rub its underbelly or you will get a swift "fuck you" to the face causing your instant death. If seen, remain calm and crawl into ball begging for mercy. It does enjoy watching Friends, The Office, and Dragonball Z.
The Sacamacis hides in vast trees and shrubs waiting for its prey. Usual eats Bears, Woodpeckers, and the occasional African Swallow. The Sacamacis actually has over 10 senses, it befriends ghosts and humans alike.
Just don't rub its underbelly or you will get a swift "fuck you" to the face causing your instant death. If seen, remain calm and crawl into ball begging for mercy. It does enjoy watching Friends, The Office, and Dragonball Z.
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Wanna hear the scamenelli? Gets the 'Rona and recovers, and gets sent to patrol kicking and screaming, and has her "uncle" make a phone call and Poof! Magically gets to work from home for 2 months.
by 15plus1 June 11, 2020
Get the scamenelli mug.when you get an email from someone in Nigeria, who pretends to have been involved in some sort of coup de etat or related to some bigwig or something and says he's got the loot and needs a place to hide it, like your bank account and then they butter you up saying they got your name because you are known to be honest or some shit. They talk all weird and foreign and misspell stuff, to make you think that THEY are the gullible one.
They offer you a couple of million to store the ten million or so and then when you bite, they try to get your bank account info so they can steal your identity. If you are stupid enough, they'll have you writing them checks (or "advance fees") and they'll just keep stringing you along saying something went wrong and send more money.
Worst case scenario: they get you to fly over there. Never do that. Once you are in their clutches, you're, well, in their clutches.
They offer you a couple of million to store the ten million or so and then when you bite, they try to get your bank account info so they can steal your identity. If you are stupid enough, they'll have you writing them checks (or "advance fees") and they'll just keep stringing you along saying something went wrong and send more money.
Worst case scenario: they get you to fly over there. Never do that. Once you are in their clutches, you're, well, in their clutches.
Nigerian scam letter:
Dear Sir:
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.
The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N).
However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter.We have agreed to share the money thus:
70% for us (the officials)
20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you)
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
A SUITABLE NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID. PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND BY TELEPHONE OR FAX.
Dear Sir:
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.
The source of this fund is as follows : During the regime of our late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, the government officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over-invoiced in various Ministries. The NEW CIVILIAN Government set up a Contract Review Panel (C.R.P) and we have identified a lot of inflated contract funds which are presently floating in the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N).
However, due to our position as civil servants and members of this panel, we cannot acquire this money in our names. I have therefore, been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues of the panel to look for an Overseas partner INTO whose ACCOUNT the sum of US$31,000,000.00 (Thirty one Million United States Dollars) WILL BE PAID BY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER. Hence we are writing you this letter.We have agreed to share the money thus:
70% for us (the officials)
20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you)
10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.
A SUITABLE NAME AND BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THE FUNDS CAN BE PAID. PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND BY TELEPHONE OR FAX.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 12, 2007
Get the nigerian scam mug.The "no-sale" bandit and his cohorts engaged in a scamfest of epic proportions, scoring sackfuls of cash and seven pounds of gold from their hapless victims.
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Get the scamera mug.neologized by Grady Ward, referring to the continuing response to Church of Scientology litigation threats by publishing "secret scriptures" to the Internet. c. 1995 in alt.religion.scientology. "Scam" + "samizdat" q.v.
More generally, any publishing of texts to expose a scam, when those texts are the fiercely protected copyright of the alleged scammer.
More generally, any publishing of texts to expose a scam, when those texts are the fiercely protected copyright of the alleged scammer.
I have Scamizdat issue #4, does anyone have issue #10 with the Fishman Declaration?
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The scamizdat is revealing all their bogus secrets.
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The scamizdat is revealing all their bogus secrets.
by Jason Gilli March 31, 2005
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