Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023

Scurvy

A word for something that's way cooler than just cool, or say if someone says something funny as shit just say that shit was scurvy.

Combine this word with sturdy and smelly for maximum effectiveness.

Friend: Man I just dropped a fucking bomb in my pants.

You: Man that shit was scurvy.

by ScurvyAssDude March 22, 2022

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025

Scurvy

Cool, sick, wicked, gnarly, etc

This debilitating disease I caught at sea is not fucking scurvy bro.

Scurvy dick bro

by Dicktionarydotcom January 20, 2018

Scurvy

Someone who’s so salty it’ll be the death of them

Brian is so pissed he lost at pool. He’s scurvy as fuck

by Noelle Rocks January 4, 2024

scurvy

Scurvy, (Adv.; Adj.) Vintage term from New York, New Jersey. Origin unknown, but may refer to someone with a skin disease of the same name. To find something revolting, by way of smell, sight, or other human senses. Typically of an odorous or the appearance of odorous nature. Can be stinky, sticky, very unsightly, or disgusting in taste. It would not be appropriate to use with reference to sounds, such as "that sounds scurvy".

Something that has passed it's marketable lifespan, usable lifespan, even recyclable lifespan.

Something fetid, noxious, putrid,

To have forgotten a package of deer meat sausage in your car, meant to be taken on your one-month trip back home. Upon returning and discovering the box in your trunk: "Oh my God, that is scurvy!"

Running into your roommate on your way out to work. She was at an all-night event. She had vomit on the front of her boobs, as well as on her lace black crop top, and what looked like sperm on the front of her pants. To a mutual friend "Yeah, Stacey got home safe, but she looked pretty scurvy."

by Jeanjie April 9, 2023

Scurvy

Means that your a theif or you like to steal

Alexis stole my pen again!! That scurvy Bitch!!!

Da chiney like theif yo change

by Elusive_Firestorm August 12, 2019