scoobing

when you wear tracksuit bottoms, and have your hand on your crotch, presumabley to 'big up' your masculinity

"i love scoobing i do"

by Emrah Bouche December 7, 2006

Scooting Off

Masturbating to pornography that specifically includes black males

Last night I was scooting off to some amazing black hoot porn

by CuervoJones August 18, 2010

trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.

Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!

by benbenbenny August 1, 2009

scoobing

The act of displaying or feeling emotions dramatically, such as crying or laughing. Synonym for slang such as “screaming,” “dying,” “crying,” and other similar words or phrases.

Person A: Dude, look at this screenshot I accidentally took! It’s hilarious, I’m dying!
Person B: Broski Woski I’m SCOOBING
Person A: E E E BOTTOM TEXT
Person B: E E E BOTTOM TEXT

by CarbonatedAvocados April 20, 2020

scoomin

Scoomin

Speeding on the highway smokin’ pack and bumpin’ trap/drill music.

Scoomin
After the party we was just Scoomin’ waiting for a move

by Squidfoo December 4, 2020

Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

boot scooting

When dogs or cats slide their butt along the floor because they have poop stuck that they can’t get off or other difficulty

Pete was boot scooting down the hallway again; time to take him to the vet to get his anal glands expressed.

by Rythaen June 21, 2021