Jay-Scheme

Jay-Scheme or Jason-Scheme is the exact opposite of a Ponzi-scheme.
It is a legal investment or selling operation in which the seller pays for the customer's discounts with his/her own money.
The Jay scheme usually collapses within itself due to the fact that the seller is unable to sustain financial stability.
It can also collapse due to legal authorities taking action by administratively dissolving such a company for its inability to file for tax return.
"Yo did you hear about Tom selling that vinyl he bought for $5 to some guy on ebay for only $2?"
Yea he totally pulled a Jay-Scheme on that one !
by NickThePrick7 October 28, 2011
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scheme team

A group a men who go around getting women thru plans and arranged tactics
Tim: "yo sean you going to that party?"
Sean:"hell yeah dude, assemble the SCHEME TEAM"
by Butter69 January 03, 2016
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masterbatory scheming

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
by Hylindar September 02, 2014
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ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.
I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.
by reisen1000 January 16, 2009
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Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.
I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.
by Bradley Laborman November 02, 2011
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pyramid scheme

hail xenu: the master of the the ultimate money-grubbing pyramid scheme
by placental soup July 05, 2009
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Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.
Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.
by theCArainman January 19, 2015
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