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Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael
Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...
by deathmore March 20, 2021
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Glass Saxophone

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.
by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018
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Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.
Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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Saxophone Zone

Like The Trombone Section but with more people playing Careless Whisper.
Collin: Why is there romantic music in the background?
Ariel: wELCOME TO THE SAXOPHONE ZONE-
by tv-head November 16, 2019
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Anglo saxophone

A best artist you will ever see in your flipping life
It’s the myth the legend, it’s Anglo saxophone
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
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Saxophone Player

Saxophone Players. Probably attractive. Usually attractive. Always attractive. Really good with blowing. Also romantic and feels the need to always play the hit song Careless Whisper.
Person: Hey have you heard the new saxophone player? She's really good.

Person 2: yea she is always playing careless whisper. The fourth time today.
by lung disease June 25, 2023
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