Santa Claus 

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.

I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!

Santa Claus by He brew national July 23, 2017

Santa Claus 

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice

"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"

Santa Claus by Quintavious Larvous December 6, 2017

Santa Claus 

Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).

Damn rick, your ass is so tight. Now be a good little elf and let me Santa Claus you'

Santa Claus by chris kringle October 4, 2006

santa claus 

A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).

If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.

santa claus by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005

Santa Claus 

While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".

I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!

Santa Claus by Wave Esther Nails February 2, 2010

Santa Claus 

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

Santa Claus by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

Santa claus 

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

Santa claus by Aloovn December 19, 2017