slippery salamander

Using harley grease as lube for a rough night with a hairy biker.

when a boy by the name of michael takes harley grease and applies it to his salamander (penis) and proceeds to stick it in hells angels sweaty/hairy asshole, he is performing the slippery salamander.

by mikeshithole August 05, 2007

SIlly Salamander

Someone trying to do something funny/cool but ends up screwing things up

Jimmy: Oh no! I burned our tickets to the basketball game attempting to do a magic trick!
Bobby: You silly salamander!!!

by Silly Salamander January 08, 2015

Geeter Salamander

Otherwise known as 'geet' 'geet sala'.

A term coined in Guernsey for a lighter.

Anyone got a geeter salamander? I need to light my cig.

by GSYMANDEM March 02, 2021

slimey salamander

When you are having sex with a girl, you then pull out and cum on her back. She then flips over and rubs it on the carpet in the motion of a salamander.

Friend 1 - "Hey did you hear how stu got after that girl last night?"

Friend 2 - "yea when they were done, she hit that slimey salamander on the floor!"

by elvie June 02, 2015

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 03, 2019

salamander pussy

A pussy that looks like a salamander.

Damn she got one hell of a salamander pussy

by totalfuckup69 May 28, 2019

salamander pizza

1. Possibly the most disgusting pizza ever invented.

2. A complex volleyball play.

1. Kathryn: "I'll have the salamander pizza!"

Sasha: "Are you sure? It's pretty nasty...."

2. Kathryn: "Salamander pizza!"

(Play is ran and point is scored.)

by sashafuckme May 19, 2009