Roslyn Heights

Roslyn Heights is an affluent city located in Nassau County, New York, United States. With a population of 2800 at the 2010 census, up from 2350 as of the 2000 census, it is home to numerous Hollywood celebrities. Roslyn Heights and the neighboring city of Old Westbury are together entirely surrounded by the greater Roslyn Area. To be specific, Roslyn is bordered on the northwest by the North Shore neighborhood of Brookeville, on the east by less affluent neighborhoods such as Albertson and Westbury. The area's "Diamond District" is a strip on the north shore of nassau county of affluent neighborhoods, which is formed by the communities Roslyn, Great Neck, and Manhasset. However those from Roslyn and Great Neck tend to much more Jewish than Manhasset. The Jewish Population in these towns account for more than 75% the total population.

Roslyn Heights Residents-

Bernie Madoff- NASDAQ Chairman/Swindler
The Wilpon Family- Owner of the New York Mets
Darryl Strawberry- New York Yankees outfielder
Van Toffler- President of MTV
Christopher Morely- Renowned children's author

by Simon Hannanian December 15, 2011

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland is a talented and beautiful black woman who is a former memeber is the group Destiny's Child. She has a new album out called Ms. Kelly.

Person 1: "Hey you heard that new Kelly Rowland song with Eve?"

Person 2: "Yeah that's my jam! She is gone be bigger than Beyonce!"

by Detroit_Chick September 8, 2007

Roslyn

This town is filled with a bunch of spoiled brats. If your not wearing designer clothes and real jewelry then you might as well not be wearing anything at all. And for the accessories these girls carry.Prada, Louie vi-ton, D & G, Juicy, Versachi, Coach and any other designer label. If these girls ever heard the word knockoff their response would be EW! Everyone here drives sports cars and this is an upper class town. The houses here are HUGEE. Lindsay Lohan lived here and so have many other famous people. The adults spoil there kids rotten and everyone belongs to yacht clubs, country clubs, and many other places just to show that they have money. The teens party all night every night and if you haven't had your 1st hook up by 6th grade and lost your virginity by 10th grade your supposedly an unsocial prude, or just so ugly no boy wants you (and in this town, trust me no one is ugly they are all millionaire barbie dolls). Every store here prices there things soo expensive because everyone has the money for it! A plain white haines t-shirt (even-though nobody here would be caught dead in one of those) cost $50 and the average pair of jeans $300 dollars.

Ah, Roslyn. What to say about this little town in Nassau County New York. A gorgeous town ridden with filthy rich people that have so much money that they have nothing better to do than to drive around in their luxury cars and spoil their children rotten. These children are living better right now than many the majority of the United States ever will. So what do they do? They buy all designer clothing, get either a Range Rover, a BMW, or a Lexus when they turn 16, get incredibly drunk and stoned at least twice a week. Go figure. On the other hand though, they mostly manage to do incredibly in academics and sports and many of the children will go to ivy league schools. Roslyn is probably one of the whitest areas that you will ever find. There are maybe 10 African American families in Roslyn at a maximum. Their idea of ghetto is Norwalk, Connecticut which is definitely no Harlem or anything of the sort. These peoples lives are spent at parties, renovating their already mic-mansion homes, playing tennis, and getting their hair re-dyed. Vacation is almost a whole different topic in and of itself. People are always going to some tropical island, Europe, a cruise, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket, or Cape Cod. It is unavoidable. Oh yeah, and don't forget the celebrities who live there that these people often see in the supermarket, barnes and noble, or just walking around town like everyone else in New Yorks richest town.

by I lived here and quickly moved January 7, 2010

Jk Rowling

A transphobic piece of shit.

Do you like JK Rowling?
No, fuck that transphobe!

by MonoKun September 23, 2020

Roslyn

The Pimp'nest town on Long Island

Though predominantly wealthy and Jewish, other ethnicities and eco-social classes do exist...somewhere...Roslyn is home to one of the highest achieving school districts in the country, but at the same time the only school district in the world, not completely stoned out of their heads that could possibly loose $11,000,000 with out noticing it for ten flipping years...

Roslyn has a bunch of social cliques including JAPs, Preps, Jocks, Punks, Skaters, and the notorious FSP-WWSYSAs or Flipping Scary People Who Will Stab Your Sorry Ass, lol

This past Football season, the Roslyn team made it to the playoffs for the first time in 30 years, GOO BULLDOGS :-P

Our other sports teams are reasonably good and usually make it pretty far each season.

Roslyn is also known for having the hottest gals on the island, aren’t we lucky ;)

Sorry if I missed anything…

Roslyn is an awesome place to live even though every one bitches about it...

by Blah1... July 15, 2008

Roslyn Heights

The illest place to live. We got the richest actors and movie producers living on our block. We cruise down the streets in our bmw and wave to the mexicanos in front of willis paint. You know we hit up Bobo kitchen for lunch fool. After dark we hit up that bong mah boy.

boy 1: You hear whats going down in roslyn heights today?

boy 2: What?

boy 1: We gona drag race down by the school.

by Ryan Berman January 17, 2009

rowling

Rowling (to rowl) is to decide retroactively that a character in a work of fiction represented a marginalized community of the creator's choosing all along, even though they had neglected to write it into the source material. In the best cases, it's a nod to a particularly beloved fanon who really want to see confirmation of popular theories where it could exist. In the worst cases, it's an attempt for creator's to appear more inclusive and progressive than they really are.

Looks like Jojo hasn't caused another uproar on twitter in a while... wonder if she will rowl someone soon. Who's left? I personally don't

Blizzard keeps rowling their characters, like how Symmetra is now canonically autistic and canonically Tracer is now a lesbian. They almost say something but neglect to mention how they should have been thinking about these traits in the first place rather than do it retroactively to look inclusive. But also, gay Tracer is cute...

by Jwc777 May 29, 2018