A Brazilian Trequartista that plied his trade just after the country's football dominance in the early 1980s. He was known for his show stopping brilliance on the pitch and an ostentatious personality to match off it.
(Transcript from Pele's autobiography Chapter 6 Page 192) - 'A lot of Brazilians have inevitably been compared to me since I retired: Rivelinho, Zico, Socrates, but in terms of my playing style I would say the closest I've seen is that phenom from Flamengo, Roberto Manginho
by LowlyPatheticFan February 20, 2020
A generic name used to describe any anonymous person that assumes an identity that is not his/her own. Often used within the underground immigrant community, the name Roberto Eguez is often assumed by those who are not U.S. Citizens or for some reason can not use their own name (such as criminals and fraud artists). Roberto Eguez is all men as he is no man. He is everywhere and nowhere. Roberto Eguez is not a man, he is an army.
That guy you paid to fix your fence. Example: "You mean to tell me that beaner didn't do a lick of work and ran off with your tools? What!?! He even took your toy poodle Muffy?!? Sounds like Roberto Eguez has struck again!"
by Frankie Sardines July 26, 2008
by idkwhattoputhereso0000 September 29, 2020
The Hollywood writer responsible for delivering us some of the shittiest and laziest written movies and tv series in recent years. Utterly incompetent at writing basic narrative structure and coherent dialogue into his scripts.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
His credits include such writing gems as "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and "Eagle Eye", the utterly retarded turns that "Lost" took in it's later seasons, and of course single handedly destroying the entire "Star Trek" franchise by writing in time travel because he was too lazy to adhere to the cannon. That's two franchises he's destroyed, I wonder what his next target will be!
There's a reason why the majority of his movies are released in the summer, because they are always made of up one dimensional characters, no intelligent dialogue and no character development, but lots of TOTALLY COOL one-liners, explosions, more explosions, hot women, special effects, and explosions.
Because, you know, if your writing a movie with a target demographic of 16 and above, its necessary to also make sure that it could be easily understood and entertaining for 6 year olds. It should basically resemble one long MTV commercial.
Seriously, fuck this guy. If I ever see an ad for another movie that's written by him, I'm not seeing it.
Hi there, I'm Roberto Orci. I'm getting paid millions of dollars a year to dumb down the population of the Western World. (Raises middle finger).
by Beep Beep111 July 18, 2010
by Pothead April 7, 2017
by That nedd December 10, 2018
robbie’s full name, you call him father roberto when he is in you. MASSIVE COCK MOFO AND HAS TWO ASSHOLES. he stealin all your bitches, his the guy you don’t get mad at your gf leaving you for because his so handsome he turns you gay plus his skills in bed are limit less, if you are on your period call him mosses cause his splitting that red sea
by sussyboi May 23, 2021