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Dries Road Head 

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

Mississippi road head

While speeding across the I-40 bridge crossing the Mississippi River in a Dale Earnhardt race car, receiving the sloppiest most amazing road head from the hottest blonde, A.K.A. Brit-tany. And you blow your entire load down her throat while yelling- M.I.S.S.I.S.S.I.P.P.I.
Was on a long drive and I knew of a bridge coming up soon while crossing the Mississippi for the first time. So asked for road head in time to bust over the river. Little did I know my mind was blown as well as my load over how good it was. I couldn’t help to scream Mississippi. Mississippi road head❤️

Bubble Head Road 

Bubble Head Road is BS! Doesn't exist!

Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!
Where did you get your information on Bubble Head Road?
Leave these people alone!!!

head for that dirt road 

The bro country equivalent of "sex on the down low ". Code for Bro sex usually in sub urban areas where guys pretend to be country.
After work I'm gonna have some cold ones with my bro, we might pop the tailgate on the Raydo and head for that dirt road.

Rainbow Roadhead 

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing Mario Kart Wii on the Rainbow Road course.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me Rainbow Roadhead and I still came in first place!