Skip to main content

Ritualistic

adjective.

Usually referring to an act or person, could be used to refer to ritual such as prayer. It can also be used as a description of a person were the person likes to preform many rituals of religion. Could be used as an insult when properly used.
This prayer is very ritualisctic I feel in touch with god.
John is a very Ritualistic person, he likes to pray all the time
You ritualistic piece of shit
by Elehandro June 3, 2018
mugGet the Ritualistic mug.

dark ritual

The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.

This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.

Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: We've got a powercut and the KFC I had for lunch is messing up my gut something awful
Justin: Sounds like the perfect time for a dark ritual
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
mugGet the dark ritual mug.

The firefly nigger musical ritual

When you are fucking your bitch and you summon ten million big black guys to cum in her ass as she fell asleep as you sing “you would not believe your eyes if ten million big black guys came in your ass as you fell asleep”
Person1: I did the firefly nigger musical ritual with my girlfriend last night

Person2: Bro wtf
by Im_reeeeee May 28, 2021
mugGet the The firefly nigger musical ritual mug.

The Pignato Ritual.

A red haired ginger that gets lathered in cum from Aborigine children of the wild, and is used for a feast to the starved Africans.
Arthur: I saw some Aborigines up north, I believe they were doing "The Pignato Ritual."

Shawn: Ahhh...yeah I saw the ginger walk up there a while ago...poor piggy.
by Dustywhitey November 18, 2011
mugGet the The Pignato Ritual. mug.

superjoint ritual

1.shitty band that has no rythm.

2.Uses Phil Anselmo's celebrity to make up for their lack of instrumental talent.

3. All noise,no music
#1: The cd player's skipping!

#2: No it's just playing a track from the superjoint ritual cd.
by Phil's a faggot June 9, 2004
mugGet the superjoint ritual mug.

superjoint ritual

A horrible experiment in which it was discovered that otherwise talented musicians could create really shitty music. Phenomenal albums if what you like is really fast songs with no apparent melody because lisening to d-tuned garbage played at 166 bpm makes you "hardcore."
"Hey, I want to get back at my more talented friends for being more talented than I am. How can I make a total embarrasment out of myself?"
"Get all these great musicians together, record a really crappy album, and sell it through Wal-Mart. And use a really stupid band name - Superjoint Ritual sounds good. If that doesn't show the world what a turd you are, then nothing will."
by R_Remi December 24, 2006
mugGet the superjoint ritual mug.

Rituals

Hym "Rituals? Yes I dig 'em"
by Hym Iam May 29, 2022
mugGet the Rituals mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email