ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

Lord of the Rings

1. The Lord of the Rings...
An epic fantasy novel written half a century ago by J.R.R. Tolkien otherwise known as John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. It carries on after his famous work, The Hobbit. The Lord of the Rings is divided into three parts - The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, and The Return of the King.

The story of how Tolkien wrote his epic adventure is quite unique and his works are very inspiring to millions aroud the world.

2. The Lord of the Rings has been adapted into movies. The more memorable and accurate adaption being Peter Jackson's theatrical trilogy, released from 2001-2003. His films took home dozens of awards including Golden Globes, and many Oscars Academy Awards.

1. ~"I am going to read Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy this summer."
~"Oh... Okay... You do that."

2. ~"I've seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy 87 consecutive times."
~"No wonder your so pale.."

by Plumberry September 14, 2005

3 rings of marriage

Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!

What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!

by B-rizzle June 22, 2019

The Great Clay Riness

Locally known folk musician from the Midwest. Has worked with Michael Martin Murphy and Hal Atkinson among others. Influenced by artists such as Ry Cooder, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and The Eagles. Has played guitar for almost 40 years. Discography includes Rollin' In My Changes, Down to the Cellar, Live Bait!, Walk Along John, One Season, Best of Four, and Little Windows. Toured on the Wisconsin Public Radio Simply Folk 10th Anniversary Tour. Hosted the Rustic Valley Concert Series and the River Valley Concert Series. Known for his sense of humor when interacting with other people. Is admiringly referred to by local teens as "The Great Clay".

"I bet the Great Clay Riness could play this without even trying."

by welsknight January 4, 2009

Rinky

An amazing beautiful girl. Who will be with a guy from her own college. She is really emotional. She had a rough past and bad experiences but her future only gets better as time passes by. She overthinks alot but is really loyal and caring. In future she will have troubles with her parents accepting her relationship but soon it will sort out yo be fine.

This is rinky she is smart nd talented.

by John worths March 29, 2019

lord of the rings

Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece. It was originally intended to be all one book, but it was divided into three books, and each separate book is divided into two books (confused yet?). The story actually begins in "The Hobbit," where Bilbo Baggins discovers the One Ring in Gollum's lair (which, at the time, was in a cavern within the Misty Mountains). Then in "The Fellowship of the Ring," Bilbo grants the ring to his nephew, Frodo, and then departs to start a new and relaxed life (but they soon meet up in Rivendell). Gandalf teaches Frodo that the One Ring was forged in the fires of Mount Doom for the Dark Lord, Sauron. Three rings were given to the Elves, seven to the dwarves, and nine to the men, but it was the One Ring that could mean peril to all that is good in Middle Earth if it was brought back into the hands of the Dark Lord. Frodo had to return it to the one place it could be destroyed, Mount Doom, in the heart of Mordor. Frodo originally sets off with Pippin, Sam, and Merry. They find themselves in Rivendell, where the council of Elrond takes part. Elrond adds Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Gimli to Frodo's party, and they become the Fellowship. To read of their perilous adventures through Middle Earth is to take an adventure through the ancient trees of Lorien, to journey through the dank darkness of Moria, and to wade in the waters of the sacred Nimrodel. If you're into fantasy, then Lord of the Rings is for you.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
- Lord of the Rings

by 62orion86 April 9, 2006

a fistful of power rings

Something so unbelievably sexy that the Green Lantern couldn't summon anything close with a fistful of The Lantern Corp's power rings.

That girl in the sexy outfit is a fistful of power rings.

by ThomNoland June 20, 2011