ringer

(pseudoploximolarogen) the street name of a highly potent and exotic hallucinogen that is normally ingested with the mouth or some other orifice. Normally found in a rare mushroom harvested from various South American rainforests.

Dude, are you on ringer right now?

by Totesonringer101 July 22, 2010

bowl ringer

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.

Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!

by Excaliber April 14, 2005

A double ringer

A poop that goes around the toilet two times.

"Yo jon i just did a double ringer"

"Whoa no shit!"

by wiggywig November 19, 2011

tits in a (the) ringer

To be so angry that it almost hurts. As you would be if your teats actually being caught in the ringers of an old washing machine.

Also a state of anger that keeps getting worse. Much like the pain would if the teats & ringer could not be disengaged.

Not the same as "panties in a bunch." This should used for times when the person is merely annoyed.

You did what? I'll bet that put her tits in a (the) ringer.
Then her teats went in the ringer and I had to bail.

by johnelmo August 26, 2009

dead ringer

when someone sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

darth vader forgot to turn off his cell phone in the theater. now they call him the dead ringer

by anon84392021 September 1, 2009

riger

...It does not pay to be drunk and horny

intercourse with tigers is just not right

by Toronto Zoo April 18, 2005

Rigger

Rigger, is the way that the character, Scooby Doo, from the TV Show, Scooby-Doo, pronounces the word, Nigger.

Ruh Roh Raggy, Rigger.

by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021