Ricardo

Ricardo is a tall handsome man with many tattoos. He can be nice but only to girls. He like girls under 20 even though he’s an old man and can’t see how pathetic he looks befriending every girl under the age of 21. He has a loyal devoted girlfriend who is treats like a slave. He has never been faithful in his life and seriously suffers from jealousy and low self esteem. He’s very kind and generous to strangers but if your his long term girlfriend he will treat you like your trash he can be violent too and may even hit you. Don’t worry girls he will always make u say sorry to him for everything he does and you will all admit it’s all your own fault / never his. He is currently punching above his weight with this gf. He is used to picking girls who can’t read or write and are street women. He

I’m such a terrible person said the girlfriend I best go and repent Ricardo

by Stop cheating October 29, 2019

Ricardo Moreno

A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.

Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yeah, im a ricardo moreno
Woman: damn right bitch

by gugugaga999vengarayas April 22, 2009

Dirty Ricardo Houseparty

When someone hosts a large party of men of latin descent (preferably 10 or more) and have all of them ejaculate inside a jar. This jar can be used for the house party. The guests are then treated with drinks from said jar.

Guy 1:Hey man what's in this beer it tastes digusting!
Guy 2:It's semen....
Guy 1:That's so gross!!!
Guy 2:Well you came to a Dirty Ricardo Houseparty.
Guy1:I guess your right.(continues drinking beer)

by cotajmahal August 28, 2012

Ricardo

My one obstacle stopping me from being straight.

"I know I'm straight, but Ricardo is my obstacle!"

by helloitstaco May 19, 2019

Ricardo

hitler esque child slavery enthusiast who doesn't understand and despises technology and being in this century let alone 2020

I have a Ricardo

by JOHNNIENIC69 August 1, 2020

Ricardo Milos

The ultimate god of multiverses. He is so powerful to obliterate Saitama, Shaggy and Thanos teamed up with his presence. Even The Grand Priest and Zeno and every god in every multiverse fears him. Even a tiny breath from him can destroy a multiverse. He is The Creator and Destroyer of reality itself. He existed before the existence of reality and time. He is an immortal OP god.

Ricardo Milos erased a multiverse with 0.000005% of his power.

by Saitama 777 March 11, 2021

esteban julio ricardo de la rosa montoya ramirez

The name of the bell man in The Tipton hotel on the show Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Esteban Julio Ricardo De La Rosa Montoya Ramirez carried the luggage of the guests staying at The Tipton, as well as held the door open for Zack and Cody.

by 💖😃 October 9, 2016