With a girl lying on her back, rest your head on her pelvis and your body at 90 degrees to her. With your right hand, start to fingerblast her (some warming up may be required). With three fingers deep, bring your left hand up and start to work the clit.
Keep a good solid rhythm going, paying particular attention to the movement of the right hand and as she starts to squirt, in your finest voice start with “Mama....”
Keep a good solid rhythm going, paying particular attention to the movement of the right hand and as she starts to squirt, in your finest voice start with “Mama....”
God my arms ache, spent hours doing The Rhapsody last night, but still couldn’t get the Galileo part right
by Pretty Vegas Band April 2, 2019
Get the The Rhapsodymug. A song that if the first notes were played in a room full of people from a certain generation, a large majority of them could sing the rest of the song.
by Terrobyde November 4, 2020
Get the A Bohemian Rhapsodymug. When one creates an E-mail just for use of the Rhapsody 30-Day Free Trial. During these thirty days, that person must download as many songs as possible to their computer(s). When the thirty days are up, make a new E-mail and use that for another 30-Day Free Trial.
John: Dude I have over 15,000 songs on my iPhone!
Jake: Dude how? On iTunes they cost like $8 each.
John: I just did the Rhapsody Cheap Trick a few times.
Jake: Dude how? On iTunes they cost like $8 each.
John: I just did the Rhapsody Cheap Trick a few times.
by thousandsofcratlatles September 21, 2012
Get the Rhapsody Cheap Trickmug. Great symphonic Italian Power Metal Band who have went through a few vocalists such as Luca Turilli, Giacomo Voli and Fabio Lione. They also make some killer solos too.
Fabio Lione is the best vocalist of the 3 who previously sang for Rhapsody Of Fire. He sounds like Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden.
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2023
Get the Rhapsody Of Firemug. Thursday Rhapsody is a girls name, taken from 2 different book series.
Thursday; from Jasper Fforde's 'Thursday Next' series, and Rhapsody; from Elizabeth Haydon's 'Rhapsody' series.
A very unique name for a unique girl.
Loves a tickle and a giggle.
She is a water baby, bath time is her favourite time of day, unless she gets to have a swim in the pool.
Inquisitive and curious.
Thursday; from Jasper Fforde's 'Thursday Next' series, and Rhapsody; from Elizabeth Haydon's 'Rhapsody' series.
A very unique name for a unique girl.
Loves a tickle and a giggle.
She is a water baby, bath time is her favourite time of day, unless she gets to have a swim in the pool.
Inquisitive and curious.
Thursday, you are such a cheeky girl!
Put it down, Thursday Rhapsody!
Thursday, get that out of you're mouth!
Put it down, Thursday Rhapsody!
Thursday, get that out of you're mouth!
by Melidere September 8, 2011
Get the Thursday Rhapsodymug. by ya know? July 1, 2025
Get the Burning Rhapsodymug. 1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
Get the Rhapsody in Brownmug.