Usually a female that claims they've changed their life after being promiscuous in their youth but still nit pick at people's mistakes and judging others while thinking they're much better than everyone, all because they've claimed to change their life now.
Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
by Mafiamami08 April 23, 2023
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by Desk zombie June 8, 2017
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The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009
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-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.
-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
-.....Alright, you're retired.
-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
by nicole April 20, 2004
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a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
by Mefodikal May 2, 2006
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Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire
yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year
yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year
by boots9288 September 16, 2009
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