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Retired whore

Usually a female that claims they've changed their life after being promiscuous in their youth but still nit pick at people's mistakes and judging others while thinking they're much better than everyone, all because they've claimed to change their life now.

Someone who is free from their past presently but judging and thinking their better than others, forgetting what their relationships were like in their past.
That girl's a retired whore she shouldn't be judging you.
by Mafiamami08 April 23, 2023
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Single bullet retirement

When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
Did you hear that bill gave himself a single bullet retirement on Tuesday?
by Desk zombie June 8, 2017
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Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009
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retired

-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
by nicole April 20, 2004
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retirement rocker

a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
by Mefodikal May 2, 2006
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Jamaican Retirement Package

Guy #1: Ey bredda, it looks like you got a Jamaican Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obama ain't helping the bredda's so we gots to make our own retirement package, there ain't no 401(k) with benefits like these. The best part is it's 100% tax free.
by Great White Unicorn June 1, 2009
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rolling stones retire

for a celebrity or someone famous to say they're going to retire from the spotlight and get right back in it
hey man did you hear (insert famous name) is going to retire

yeah but i bet they're just going to rolling stones retire, they'll be in a movie by the end of the year
by boots9288 September 16, 2009
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