work release

Basically a program in most prison systems that allows a badass to parlay on the outside for the week before going back to the yard on weekends to show and register time served.

" ...it's like work release, on the f***in police"- Keith Murray

by Donnyboy January 22, 2007

release tarka

To take a dump, drop the kids off at the pool, log out, lay a cable, curl one out, crimp off a length, sink the Bismarck etc.

For the uneducated, Tarka was an otter.

For the *really* uneducated, an otter is a slick water dwelling mammal which slides gracefully into the water. Oh, and they're long and brown.

Blimey! Never should've eaten that fifth burger last night - I'm touching cloth here - mind if I nip off and release Tarka?

by TLO Smudge July 3, 2004

Boyfriend reflex

A male's inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment's notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. This most likely occurs because the male will be 'rewarded' for his actions later.
See: sucking up

Emily: Wow, look at those flowers, they're so beautiful.
Jacob: (immediately) Not as beautiful as you baby.
Emily: Aww, you're so sweet, how'd you think of that so fast?
Jacob: It's my boyfriend reflex. Let's go back to my place.
Emily: Ok sounds good!

by WastingDaylight July 6, 2010

filet and release

The subtle art of catching fish out of season, removing the meat, then releasing the remains back to the sea.
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.

A takeoff on the term catch and release

"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."

by MikekiM September 25, 2005

Don't Look Reflex

The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.

Instances of Don't Look Reflex:

e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!

(Billy instantly swivels his head around)

Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?

Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?

e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!

(everyone in the tour immediately looks)

Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?

by achilles27 May 11, 2009

RealestMemes

A gamer who likes to play a lot of Fortnite. Has a 10$ computer that can only run 10 FPS on any game. Also enjoys long walks on the beach with his black friends. Also a very big Hitler supporter. Believes in everything Hitler did and wants the world to be like it was before. Enjoys looking at pictures of Concentration Camps.

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by HitlersRightHandMan August 18, 2018

the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.

president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.

by sare1258 April 20, 2010