A dog acquired either during retirement or less commonly as a manisfestation of ENS (empty nesting syndrome) that is treated with a high degree of preference, most often surpassing that of any actual children a retiree has.
My parent’s retirement dog, Murphy, got more Christmas presents than me.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
Dad got a purse for his retiremtent dog; we call it the Murphpurse.
by Shariah Moonbeam December 26, 2018
Get the retirement dog mug.An Argentine diver who made a fake retirement after missing an important penalty against Chile. He cried and retired after the match. He is a shame of Argentina but most of his fans said that's Higuain's fault although he had scored more goals than him in KO Stage of Copa America 2016.
by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021
Get the Retirement Lord mug.When a person with a job/career they hate realizes that they have wasted their life and decides to kill themself, usually by shooting themself in the head.
by Desk zombie June 8, 2017
Get the Single bullet retirement mug.Someone with high society genes meets at least 7 of these requirements:
1) Natuarally straight teeth (no braces)
2) No acne (at the most a very little amount in HS)
3) Be of atleast 50% Dutch, French, or English Descent.
4) Skinny throughout life with little fitness.
5) Complete records of your Ethnic Background.
6) No family criminal records.
7) Straight, Roman, or Prominent Nose
8) Chin is either more underbite than overbite (Lockjaw or Austrian Habsburg Jaw) or even. Overbite=Whitetrash
9) Drink for the most part Wine, or expensive liquor (rarely beer)
10) Have a Prominent family name-NOT SMITH OR JOHNSON- and be related to someone famous.
1) Natuarally straight teeth (no braces)
2) No acne (at the most a very little amount in HS)
3) Be of atleast 50% Dutch, French, or English Descent.
4) Skinny throughout life with little fitness.
5) Complete records of your Ethnic Background.
6) No family criminal records.
7) Straight, Roman, or Prominent Nose
8) Chin is either more underbite than overbite (Lockjaw or Austrian Habsburg Jaw) or even. Overbite=Whitetrash
9) Drink for the most part Wine, or expensive liquor (rarely beer)
10) Have a Prominent family name-NOT SMITH OR JOHNSON- and be related to someone famous.
by classyman4346 September 17, 2010
Get the High Society(requirements) mug.by ryon January 29, 2004
Get the system requirements mug.The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.
Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*
by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009
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a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
a retirement rocker is usually a Young girl (Between 17 and 20) who decides to ruin her beautiful innocence by sleeping with someone 30 to 37 (usually a friends dad) this happens in the depths of scotland and middle eastern canada..(usually)
Girl One (usually between 17 & 20): OMGGGGG i cant believe i fucked sarah's(made up name not aimed at anyone) dad again
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
Girl Two (Her age is irrelevent): you're such a retirement rocker
Girl One: a Who?!
Girl Two: a sluttly little hoe who sucks wrinkly cock...
Girl Two: Duuhhh
by Mefodikal May 2, 2006
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