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relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first
Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...
by kacz January 2, 2014
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CV relationship

a relationship where two chidlers who hug one day, text each other ily that night, and then break up the next day
Jimothy: did you hear that Johnny and Emma broke up over text and NEVER talked to each other

Wion Zilliomson: watta CV relationship
by _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_ May 16, 2019
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sam and ron relationship

constant fighting, arguing then a brief of 5 minutes of being a loving couple then the arguing continues, one big cycle. Originated from the Jersey Shore.
It looks like james and sarah hit the sam and ron relationship stage
by Team Always Loving Indoors October 15, 2011
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platonic relationship

when you're in a relationship with someone but you don't have any "love" feelings for each other.
me: "parker and I are in a platonic relationship"
person: "so...... you're friends?"
me: "no we're in a relationship, it's the same as a "normal" romantic relationship, just with fewer feelings. Our attraction is somewhere in between friendship feelings and love feelings."

Another term for a platonic relationship is a queerplatonic relationship.
by CoolGayBean August 13, 2020
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relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.
My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.
by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008
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relationshit

Relationshit: what you're usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, "We have to talk..."
Also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have sex with her.
That woman was so high maintenance; I never had to deal with so much relationshit before in my life." or, "After Karen caught me flirting with Suzie, I was in relationshit up to my eyebrows!
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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RelationTIP

a relationship formed between two Tipsters

this form of relationship never truly ends, as both of the Tipsters involved are perfect for each other, otherwise it would never have formed n the first place

is often characterized by the romanticizing of nerdy or geeky subjects
one Tipster: "i am the proton to your electron, i will always be attracted to you with a force equal to that of the electro-static force"

one Tipster: "i would build a time machine so i can stay in this RelationTIP with you forever"
other Tipster: "lets get started, we need to work on designs for that flux capacitor!"
by Iggy Flames February 21, 2011
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