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relusion

Word usued exclusively by atheists to describe some who is ignorent to science and fact and convinced that the holy scriptures of their religion is fact

religion + delusion = relusion
the man suffers from relusion

that priest is reluded

the church will relude your children
by Phonar Rigby January 1, 2009
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Redus

A creature made of pure energy who takes the form of a pedophile and is in charge of bringing Miller Lite to the Ku Klux Klan meetings. Reduses can usually be identified by a prominant crustache, the inability to properly sit down, and a stench which can be smelled from several kilometers away. Instead of shaving, Reduses shed their skin every 6-8 centuries. It is beleived that Reduses are a species of angels created by Leonardo Da Vinci in the high Renaissance who hibernated for 500 years and are destined to help mankind fight global warming by converting people into pirates. Reduses do not require sleep, so when everyone else is slumbering they return to their homeworld and fight each other with pool noodles to determine supremecy and who will get to mate with the prettiest Earth children. At the crack of dawn, Reduses return to Earth wearing only loincloths and high socks. They then slyther on their stomachs in the savannahs of Metrowest county and abduct children on their way to school. Instead of killing or raping the children, Reduses just lecture them about a random subject for hours. The child is then bitten by Redus which causes him/her to transform into a stick of deoderant, which Redus will never use. Redus then swings his tail back and forth and uses it as a propeller to fly to school, where he camps out in his history class and snoozes underneath his invisibility cloak.
I woke up yesterday and saw Redus standing over my bed. He had drawn a pentagram on the floor and was sacrificing a goat while reading the Bible backwards in Latin. I reached under my pillow and grabbed a steak and some Holy Water and stabbed him in the kidney. The redus then hissed at me and morphed into a minotaur, but I splashed it with holy water while singing "Club Cant Handle Me". The redus evaporated into smoke and I could see it's soul flying back to it's homeworld of Canada.
by Adrew_Motherfucking_DesRochers December 9, 2010
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Resuscerbation

The act of choking a sexual partner until they stop breathing while having intercourse with them, proceeding to finish (ejaculate), then successfully performing CPR and resuscitating them.
Isabel broke up with Ryan and filed for a restraining order after he expressed a desire to try out resuscerbation the next time they had sex.
by NoChillyBilly July 1, 2018
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relustinship

a relationship built on feelings of lust for each partner
She just got into a relustinship with the guy she met online.
by Sheridan McHenry April 19, 2008
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Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few
I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.
by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018
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Remus lupin

((Referring to young Remus lupin))

-Remus ‘moony’ lupin was part of the marauders which contains also James ‘prongs’ potter Sirius ‘padfoot’ black and Peter ‘wormtail’ pettagrew.

-Remus lupins partner is fellow marauder Sirius black

-he is the definition of a bisexual panic and is often in a state of such
“Remus lupin i love you” said Sirius
by Siriuslysirius June 11, 2021
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reusedvoid

"that reusedvoid is angry."
by reusedvoid September 22, 2021
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