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redman

Function: verb
The act of sitting bare-bottom on the face of an individual who is incapacitated either from sleep, effects of alcohol, or by force, and is usually an act of retaliation for a wrong that has been done. The main objective is to have the sitter feel the nose of the victim in between their gluteal cleft.
Look here Jarvis, this inebriated gentleman seems to have had his share of scotch and is now lying face-up on my prized lion skin rug. I bagged that lion on my recent African safari hunting trip. He shall have to pay a hefty price for his error of judgment. Hold my cane and monocle Jarvis, while I redman this fellow.
by Beerlos September 29, 2009
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The Redman

an act of bestiality in which the penis is lathered in peanut butter and/or other delicious substances then licked off by the household pet.
You: Fuck i was sooooo horny last night
Your Bro: Shit, horny enough to pull The Redman??
by Il Duce33 April 12, 2011
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Redwatch

"Remember places, traitor's faces, they'll all pay for their crimes." -Ian Stuart

a useful site leaking adresses of nigger lovers leftists and faggots
KKK Member sittin in front of his computer reading online news: "LOL that one nigger lovin piece of shit got hanged from a tree only 2 days after his adress was leaked on Redwatch"
by NATIONAL SOCIALIST June 1, 2016
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RedMan

Playing with youself using your mom's tanning lotion and your little man turns red.
Dude evertime I shower I look down at my RedMan in shame.
by Little Red Man October 14, 2009
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redrat

Retard
Can also mean a red colored rat
Jed: Ben stop fucking around like a redrat

Ben: A red rat?

Jed: Fuck you're slow
by Jed Sanders February 13, 2008
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redeat

A gay black man who moved to another country to steal their fuckin money. Overall a gay black man
Why do you have to steal all our money, what a redeat.
by golilux February 2, 2015
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Reemattily

A name of an awesome person that goes by the names Reed Emily and Matt. Reemattily is a great lover and has a cute ass
Reemattily is so good in bed! They fucked me all night yesterday!
by Fuckboy69aol January 16, 2019
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