Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

receptability

How well you are willing to recieve a person

You have not shown your receptability so i shall turn you away

by Mr Butler November 6, 2007

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

by queenmindi January 15, 2009

Receder

Someone who's hairline is currently receding.

Did you see Ted the Receder's hairline?

by R46 R train January 19, 2016

Recepius Erdoganus

A Turkish scientific name for a weird peculiar specie called Erdogan; a talking small red penis that gobbles when a 51er faps.

In Turkey, a Recepius Erdoganus appears and starts gobbling loudly for an empire every time a 51er plays with his small dingaling.

by Just_satire August 8, 2017

Recent

used to advertise a newly added photo on instagram.

Like my recent.

by J.m.e.s August 7, 2017

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017