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Rooftop Recycling

Dropping recyclable, breakable, loud, heavy, or just obscure objects off of tall buildings. Usually the objects are to land on pavement, causing a loud noise or shattering, shocking those around it.
Rusty- "Dude, why are you going to court tomorrow?"

Julie- "Funny story, i was Rooftop Recycling off a four story parking garage and a beer bottle nailed some lady."
by Lil' Cake Monster September 5, 2011
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funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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White Recycling

People or actions barely too affluent to be true White Trash, but still on the second-to-lowest rung relative to their larger community.

Often the PWT who live too close to a high rent city, like NYC, SF, Seattle, etc. i.e. White Trash of a slightly higher class and intelligence: instead of being a walmartian, they shop at Chez Target; instead of HS dropout they might have a useless art or history degree; instead of a trailer park, they rent a house in the lowest rent district of the burbs or are perpetual apartment lifers; instead of yard cars (aka PWT lawn ornaments) they have a broken down minivan in the driveway proper; they buy semi-organic food from Grocery Outlet or the food bank; they have a dead desktop computer in the garage rather than dead TV's; there are books mixed in with the pile of broken toys; they have 2 to 3 kids rather than a kitten's brood even though all their old friends have none or only one; they know how to cook things like Hamburger Helper and Take'nBake pizza. 'Cheap beer' consists of PBR and Session rather than Bud or Coors. Instead of aerosol cheese, they have pre-shredded 'mexican' cheddar. Demographics: moderate to blue state politics, college educated, Gen x or y, possible closet bigot, passive aggressive NIMBY attitude.

FYI:
Coined in Seattle in 2008, where recycling cans outnumber trash cans 2 to 1.
Jane:
You know my Seattle friends, Maddy and James? They aren't destitute yet, though since James was laid off they're getting closer and closer. I hear they sold their Prius and bought a used Hyundai and moved to a rented house in Burien.
Emma:
Yeah, and Maddy's working on their second child and took a second job at Papa Murphy's. She's like 38, isn't she?
Jane:

Yeah. They aren't white trash though. They both got degrees and have never seen a trailer park!
Emma:
Nope, they're White Recycling.

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Joey: That fucking family of older stoners just let their kids run free in the toy aisle of Target - the place is a bit of a mess now.
Jenna: How terribly White Recycling of them.

*yells*
'Back to your exburbian rented rambler, White Recycling!'
... Oh, hey Joey! Look! Reduced Fat Nilla wafers are on sale!
Joey: Pot, meet Kettle.
by Rev.Smith August 9, 2009
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shower recycling

when you use the same shampoo or conditioner you ised to beat off with to wash you hair
i had some excess shampoo in my hand so i decided to do some shower recycling
by assy mcsluttyballs December 23, 2009
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drive-by recycling

When you feel kind of bad about just throwing your beer cans out the window so you find some unsuspecting recycling bin to toss them in.
Eric: Hey man, should I just toss this beer can out the window?
Paul: No way man, we'll just do some drive-by recycling!
by a9u1tar1st November 29, 2010
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funnelling (felch recycling)

The act of felching first and then redepositing semen into a second orifice with the use of a funnel.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doing some mad funnelling!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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Preemptive Recycling

Stealing stuff ... often, very nice stuff, usually from work.

May include but is not limited to office supplies, computer parts, food and drink.

The justification is that the item(s) would have been thrown out anyway at some point so you're just going with the trend and saving the planet by recycling them a little "early".
Geek 1: "Check out my Blu-Ray rewriter"

Geek 2: "Oh, cool ! Where did you get it ?"

Geek 1: "Er ... it came from work ... I indulged in a bit of preemptive recycling ..."
by eighthofseven April 6, 2010
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