Day of the Anime reckoning

23rd of December - the day when you can clown on Discord Server moderators/owners with anime for no reason and they can't fire back.

"Oh boy, it's the Day of the Anime reckoning!"
"Wait, what-"
"Time to clown on the owners!"

by SianSan December 23, 2020

I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.

What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Reckoning

One of the “big five” spectacular non events of history, it ranks on a par with the millennium bug, the global reset, the 2021 Irish border poll and any of the little elf’s conspiracy theories.

Chipleader 1-Edwina predicted a spectacular reckoning at the weekend. What happened?

Chipleader 2-nothing

by Chipleader Hero May 05, 2021

I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?

by CaptainSivDad April 30, 2021

don't reckon so

A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".

A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.

A: yeah, fuck mattie.

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 02, 2021

Reckoner

Either somebody who reckons or somebody who plays gambit lots, they often reckon that they hate gambit but actually enjoy it

“He’s a Reckoner”
“Yeah I know he likes gambit gross.”

by CykaBlytx on insta March 30, 2021

Reckoners

A large group of people spread throughout multiple states and cities that started originally in Virginia. Known for fighting and other dangerous activity. Reports of missing people have been rumored to be linked to them. They have a separate division of their group that is known to only want good for the people they come across and their friends, started by a group of kids now led by troublesome adults.

There Reckoners have a new fight club down the street, wanna check it out?

by Ttreckonershisd February 13, 2017