el rapador

a kid who rapes young girls and calls his victims "miss krisy kreme". he has a thing for jelly donuts and has no permanent friends. Once someone is his friend long enough, he rapes them up the butt hole. Then he cuts them up into pieces and puts them in his freezer. A few months later, he takes out the frozen body parts and grills them outside and feeds them to the entire neighborhood telling them it's kangaroo. If you ever encouter him, COVER YOUR BUTT AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

"OH NO!!! HERE COMES EL RAPADOR!!! COVER YOUR BUTTS AND HIDE THE women and children!!!"

by A Kid May 4, 2005

Grand Rapids

A city in Western Michigan. Bottom line, it's better than the shit hole you live in.

Dave: Hey man where you from?

Joe: Oh I live in Grand Rapids Michigan.

Dave: Damn! That's way better than the shit hole I live in!

by Bekins August 25, 2012

rapid fire text

When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.

Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text

by yukon13 December 28, 2016

raidou kuzunoha

the best video game protag ever

person a: hey do you know who raidou kuzunoha is
person b: yeah hes awesome

by mxsaiharaisdeadlmao October 30, 2020

Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self

Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift

by Turner1888 March 17, 2021

Rapinoed

In a football match, while attempting a penalty shot, you strike/kick the ball over the goal

The US Women’s National Team Rapinoed 2 of their 6 penalty shots during the match against Sweden

by B-rad B August 10, 2023

Shelving Rapids

The act of inserting and holding Panadol Rapids (a tablet formulation which contains sodium bicarbonate and is intended to increase the rate of gastric emptying) inside of the anus

"Kez why are you late to training again?" "Sorry coach, I was just shelving rapids"

by Spicy McGee May 31, 2019