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Queesh

(kweesh) verb. Similar to a queef, a queesh is when air built up inside a particularly well stimulated vagina is expelled. A wet queef.
noun. A person or thing that is particulary slippery or untrustworthy.
Verb. My girlfriend totally queeshed last night because she used too much lube.
Noun. That guy ran for congress once; he is a total queesh.
by Webster's Queesh April 16, 2009
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Queefstain

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"
1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
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Dragon Quest VIII

An old school style RPG released by Square Enix in 2005. Part of the Dragon Warrior series. A really good game.
Hey man, I got Dragon Quest VIII just for the FFXII demo, but the game turned out to be awesome.
by Omnius January 28, 2006
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smell quest

A search for the source of an unpleasant and/or noxious odor utilizing olfactory techniques.
The mystery stench baffled us for weeks, until we embarked on an extensive smell quest, yielding the source to be a rotten pumpkin leftover from last year's Halloween.
by Levi Ali April 4, 2009
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Food Quest

verb
To traverse great distances on foot in search of the nearest diner or 24 hour snack place. Usually executed at odd hours of the night. Not to be confused with fourthmeal.
Mostly executed in densely populated areas. (see "suburbia")
Towns and small cities that have little or no 24 entertainment facilities are subject to a food quest.

The point of a food quest is generally exploring the vast myriad streets and maze-like neighborhoods after midnight, acting like a squad of ravenous hungry idiots without fear of public exposure or being caught by cops.
"The sleepover was a total failure and there was no food in the house. We gathered all the change we could find and took a food quest to the nearest IHOP at 4am to kill time."
by FoodQuest January 2, 2012
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Legend Destiny-Quest

When nerds have already succeeded in their Destiny-Quest but want more so go on more sexual adventures.
Last week I succeeded in my Destiny-Quest but I want more... I shall go forth on a Legend Destiny-Quest!
by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013
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Queesting

Inviting a lover under the covers for purposes of chit-chat.
I long for a multi-syllabic queesting.

Queesting was her strong suit, snoring was mine.

Queesting first, spanking later.
by Curious George Burns September 23, 2009
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