quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

by Matt BB October 15, 2003

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008

Quantum Physics

Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.

Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

quantum singularity

ass, on the xbox fourms when you type in ass insted of it showing up as *** like most "bad" words it is replaced with the words quantum singularity

xXxX MLG XxXx wrote-
you know what this game is realy bad


You wrote-
I bet you like it up the quantum singularity ?

by Divine Maddog February 11, 2009

Quantum Dab

'Quantanious Dabadocious' or more commonly known as the 'Quantum Dab' , refers to the action of performing a dab at a speed faster than the speed of light. The quantum dab has long be sought after by scientists who have tried to re -create the phenomenon under lab conditions, however there are very limited recordings throughout history which document a successful quantum dab. The most recent attempt at the quantum dab was by James, 18, Scotland who performed the quantum dab at a record speed of 400,000,000 m/s.

Wow! I can't believe he just quantum dab'd to 'in my feelings'

Omg becky, that guy just pulled off a quantum dab! Thats so fucking hotttt

by Matty HD Damon December 26, 2018

quantum apple

A poster created by the artist Chromodynamic, depicting the quantum levels of the applegen atom.

A quantum apple is edible and tasty. Each single one of them, may display a variety of potential flavours. Due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle when it gets bitten it's wave function collapses as one of the allowable flavours. One cannot predict it's taste before he/she causes the collapse of it's wave function via tasting the apple, because quantum potentiality is a fundamental quality of nature.

by Quantomechanician December 6, 2015

Quantum Existence

The experience of Quantum Theory. The Particles within a box can be seen as thoughts within oneself. Expending energy and forming our attention towards the thought particle within, can provide a trade of energy because the very attention on a partical brings it into existence and simultaneously adds energy to it, allowing it to form, move and transition into another. This is Quantum Existence and is experienced by putting attention on the process of particle formation and transition into pure energy, resulting in continual human action and transformation, spawed from the root core of human language. This then has its influences all over existence, with a similar pattern that can be seen and conceptually derived from any human awareness. And with this awareness, quantum theory becomes most useful.

Quantum Existence is the inner and outer experiencing of Quantum Theory.

by Allyhall321 June 6, 2017