Pelaná

exclamation/noun, vulgar
From the Maya "Peel a ná!" (lit. "your mother's vagina")
The unpleasant image of your mother's reproductive apparatus

1. Used to express unpleasant surprise:

"Pelaná, esa perra me mordió" (Fuck, that bitch just bit me!)

2. Used colloquially between male friends (similar to güey or dude ):

"Que honda, Pelaná?" (What's up, bro?)

3. Used literally (rare):

ROBERTO: "Oye, Pelaná, ba'ax ka jantik?" (Hey dude, what are you eating?)

CARLOS: "Pelaná" (your mother's hoo-ha)

by DonnaPesce April 15, 2017

Plan B Baby

The intentional sabotage of a condom by a woman in order to get pregnant. Often considered a last ditch effort to bag the man.

He wouldn't give her a wedding ring, but instead he gave her a plan b baby. Now there is a shotgun wedding in the making

by FancyMotherFucker November 15, 2009

pflanz

To throw up after chugging German alcohol and blacking out.

My friend has been chugging Jager all night and now she just pflanzed all over the place.

by Not Kemba Walker January 7, 2014

plan b pill

The greatest pill that has ever looked lived. If your condom breaks or if you don't believe in condoms, no worries! Just pop one of these pills in your girl and fuck away with no regrets!

Oh shit, the condom broke! Good thing I bought that plan b pill though.

by Hol-ee Fukman August 14, 2017

evacuation plan

A plan which is useful in every natural or manmade disaster and involves one word: Run!!!

Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?

Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!

by Jose Gomez September 6, 2006

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 20, 2018

Master Plan

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

by mhurtado07 October 10, 2008