whale and pufferfish

a satisfying sexual position in which the woman is laying on the bed with her legs up and around the male's torso allowing deep penetration.

This position is crazy and will allow both parties to climax very quickly. To start off this position, the woman will lie down on the bed, with her head on a pillow. Then she will raise her hips and take her weights on her shoulders and neck. The man will then kneel down in front of her . He will use both his hands to hold her buttock for support and control the movement. The woman every five seconds blows air into her cheeks and lets the spikes protrude from her back. She has become feral. At this point, the whale must calm and soothe the fearful and powerful pufferfish. The whale bellows deeply as the pufferfish slowly releases air through her nose valve...while slowly removing the last of their clothes. Then they do it donkey style; the point when the whale and pufferfish become one in congress

by sexgoddess February 8, 2008

Puffed wheat mother fucker!

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

by Zerodin October 5, 2006

Peter Puffer

Also known as a Penis Puffer, Cock-Gobbler, and a Dick Licker.

Here is the Peter Puffer Song: Peter Puffer.... Peter Puffer.... Puffing On A Penis All Night Long!

by Leroy Karbunkle October 1, 2007

Peter Puffer

One who smokes pole.

Marty is a peter puffer.

by FAQ2 February 23, 2004

Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Puffer Fish Kiss

Kissing while blowing air into one's mouth

David Puffer Fish Kiss May

by Ahhxo May 25, 2017

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, committing cannibalism, and eating food made of other Puffels

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

by Takoz July 3, 2019