Public Bathroom

Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.

I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!

by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016

public speaking

Its where you go in front of a bunch of people and do a speech/powerpoint. All the while you worry what their thinking of you and just want to finish ur speech/ppt as soon as possible.
Even worse if you have social anxiety disorder.

I didn't do my speech in front of the class because I was too nervous; I lost a lot of points. Stupid fuckin public speaking.

by Poncho! January 5, 2009

public agent

Fake model casting agent who meeting girls on street (actually porn actresses) and giving them money for public sex. Mostly in Czech Republic (Prague especially) and other central european countries (Germany, Hungary)

Have you seen the last Public agent video with that busty blonde?

by Petr aus Warnsdorf February 1, 2016

public figure

often used by "wannabes" on instagram who take their account off of private and become a so-called, "public figure."

"Kim Kardashian is a public figure. You are not."

by blondelobsters July 4, 2017

Public fugure

Someone that is not a porn star, but has made a claim to fame by being involved in a legendary (and preferably well received) amateur porn video.

• Have you seen this video of the drunk Cuban girl with a big ass getting fucked in the Jacuzzi?
- Yeah, I've seen that one, Yanire is a true public fugure

OR

- Who are you jacking it to these days?
• Do you know this Czech girl with a denim skirt on Youporn who's picked up on the street and then fucked underneath a bridge?
- No man, I don't know her
• Come on dude, she's a public fugure

by Dan Tallahassee September 6, 2013

Public Display of Ignorance

A public display of ignorance, or PDI, can be used to describe someone who is sharing information that highlights their overall lack of understanding of the topic at hand. Public displays of ignorance can often be found on twitter.

Person 1: "Did you see that response to Donald Trump's tweet?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I can't believe people are that stupid. A public display of ignorance right there"

by Algusta March 6, 2019

public transit death spiral

The process by which a chronically deprioritized, underfunded and racialized municipal public transit system originally conceived as a public good for efficient daily mobility needs is further morphed by the political establishment and the capitalist system into an afterthought with an unsustainably funding model, leading to a feedback loop of reduced service, reduced ridership and reduced investment to the detriment of all people.

"Do you remember back in 2020 when the United States Congress failed to appropriate necessary funds during the COVID-19 pandemic and thus enabled a nationwide public transit death spiral from which we're still recovering in 2040?"
"Yeah, that sure was disappointing and avoidable!"

by Sarcastic&Concerned December 8, 2020