Prespentive

Happens when you are really drunk and you buddy should only have half perspective and are be half offended

nigga? excuse me? ur only half black, u should only be half prespentive!

by ST.JOE/ST.// February 22, 2011

Protective Squint

Squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris.

Worker 1: "Elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder."

Elmer: "I ain't worried, I have my protective squint" (squinting)

Worker 1: "Frigging idiot, I'm not driving you to the ER again".

by LastResponder January 5, 2012

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

Adaptive perspective

If someone has an adaptive perspective, it basically means that they change their point of view of something depending on who they are around, mainly to impress them (e.g. different point of view in front of your friends and your girlfriend). In most cases, having an adaptive perspective won't end well, but someone being told this will more than likely dismiss this claim with the words "it'll be fine".

Girlfriend: I hope the Packers get beat this week, don't you?
Me: (pause) Yeah of course. by the way, i won't be here this weekend because I have an important business trip that i have to go to.
Girlfriend: Oh OK then.
Girlfriend to my friends: Did you hear about that business trip that John had to go to this weekend?
One of my friends: What business trip? He told me that he got tickets to the Packers game!
Girlfriend: He hates the Packers though!
Friend: The Packers are his favorite team in the NFL. Must be his adaptive perspective again.
Girlfriend: That's it, he's in for it!

by CJ Moose September 30, 2013

Prospecting

Eating out the bootyhole until you discover nuggets of turd.

He used to be into rimming, but now he prefers full on prospecting.

by Nahtoofar February 27, 2019

The Ke$ha perspective

The Ke$ha perspective is a term which can be used to analyse literature.

In an author's poem when the author refers to waking up, or in other circumstances restarting a given period of time, such as a day, week or month.

Teacher: Tell me what elements can be found in this poem?
Student: For instance, The Ke$ha Perspective. The author refers to a start of a new day. Waking up in an unknown world...

by heavymetalfucktwo September 25, 2011

Different Prespective

A very unpopular Roblox player who is incapable of spelling the world "perspective". He is known for eating cashews and crying at the bee movie.

Person 1: "Have you heard about Different Prespective?"
Person 2: "You mean PERSPECTIVE?"
Person 1: "Nope, I'm talking about Different Prespective. The guy who spelt Perspective wrong.
Person 2: "OOOOH! Bruh, I don't wanna talk about anybody who cant spell Perspective.

by Daniel_craig March 22, 2021