Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.

Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!

by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019

probabibalizing

the act of probabibiling

Henry was in the act of probabibalizing his next move.

by Almostsk8rkid April 12, 2008

Probable Cause

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person have done something wrong (you believe have).

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.

If your family and your baby mama/baby daddy have been spending too much time without you, chances are, that's probable cause. (Referring to sentence 1.)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 30, 2004

probation slut

A temporary girlfriend designated solely for the duration of a state mandated probation. One is specifically acquired for duties such as: sperm depository, taxi services, meal preparatory, & financial assistance. Probation slut is immediately dismissed upon completion of probation.

Ernie: "So what?... are you gonna hibernate now that you plead guilty to your DUI?!"

Gill: "It's all good, go me a probation slut."

by Ernie Gucci & Chuck Peterson April 27, 2010

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

proadcast

Largely used in reference to radio programming that is broadcast live and also recorded for podcast download. (Broadcast + Podcast = Proadcast)

The Big Dumb Fun Show is America's largest growing radio proadcast!

by VenkmanKC January 5, 2009

probalicious

of great probability, very much probable

Often used alone as in 'Probalicious! You're not gonna realize it before you fall in love with her.'

by Stanley Wang May 26, 2006