Popty Ping

A welsh word for Microwave, but its possibly the best welsh word ever.

Person 1: Hey lets make some popcorn!

Person 2:Yeah! But how?

Person 1: In the Popty Ping of course! Popty Ping for the win!

Person 2: That rhymes!

Person 1: Fuck you.

by wt95 November 3, 2009

pooty pebbles

small pebbles of baby shit..

I was changing my little brothers diaper and it was full of pooty pebbles.

by KrispyPickel October 23, 2007

Pooty-Toot

What a real burly man calls a fart. ie. construction workers, bikers, bar bouncers...etc

Dude that stinks did you Pooty-toot? Fuck yeah!!!

by Bear Banger January 16, 2014

POTTY BARKING

To shout into an open anus.

Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.

by MikeyTam February 19, 2010

potty guy

1. a stranger, anyone with whom you are unfamiliar.

2. a person, familiar or not, who elicits discomfort for any number of reasons.

I don't like riding the subway because it's full of potty guys.

I'm not going to the party if Van is going to be there, he's a potty guy.

by mikey m June 10, 2005

pottywasp

A high-pitched fart of medium to long duration that produces a buzzing sound, usually formed by a tight sphincter. Like its namesake, the pottywasp usually dies after stin(k)ging once, but some breeds can attack several innocent bystanders before their lifespan ends.

Dude, run - someone just tore open a nest of pottywasps in here and the windows are locked!

by G. Bush January 21, 2007

potty thumbs

A name given to somebody who repeatedly texts or sends e-mails whilst taking a crap.

Joe: Where's Bill?
Jon: He's taking a dump
Joe: What a potty thumbs, he was just texting me
Jon: Gross!

by JamGol February 16, 2009