Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

possum

Someone who is unattractive that believes they are attractive. She is playing possum, just like possum play dead when they aren't, she played attractive when she wasn't

Old females who are completely unattractive but think they are. She was playing possum with us.

by Paramo April 13, 2011

porch possum

a Trailer Park or Redneck White person that sits on his porch all day
you will find them anyplace u find TPT (Trailer Park Trash) or rednecks

I saw several Porch Possums playing a banjo and drinking some Natural Ice Beer.

by chuy123 February 17, 2009

Mud possum

Derogatory and racist term for Black people. Often utilized by elderly white men when criticizing or ridiculing Black people.

Joe: "You see them suspicious black folk over there?"
Bob: "I see them alright. I can't stand those Mud possums!"

by The Kid Diddler January 11, 2023

playing possum

a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.

Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.

Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"

Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"

by levin_rc July 18, 2009

Possum's Haystack

n: The gnarliest, nappiest, most tangled thicket of pubic hair known to mankind.

Many different species of animals may inhabit the possum's haystack, because of the multiple ecosystems grown over time.

Nobody really knows how people become inflicted with the possum's haystack, however, experts do believe that it could possibly obtained from little to no maintenance to the "under rug" for many, many years. The condition, however, is fatal.

Reginald M. Nooker was the most famous case of possum's haystack. He did not trim his pubic hair for 39 years. His hair follicles were so overactive that they did not grow long, but thick, and tough, and they curved back and around in every possible direction. He broke many chainsaws simply trying to find his penis.

by SpaceDonkey January 24, 2011

shonvel possum

when you finger your possum for a fortnite skin

did hear about the shonvel possum shonvel finger banged his possum for A fortnite skin

by big woop woop May 16, 2019