paschke

To furiously text everyone in your address book until you secure a hookup. (From the Polish word for a pastry full of cream.)

She was paschkeing so hard that she didn't hear a word I said. When some random dude showed up for a "date" five minutes later, I was happy to see her go.

I was horny so I thought I'd paschke 'till I scored.

by Mike D. in Ann Arbor May 6, 2011

Paschin'

1. The art of doing nothing while doing something.

2. The art of doing something while doing nothing.

Damn it! Who was guarding him?

Ya, that was Jacob. He was Paschin'.

Is this your fifth game of League of Legends in the past hour?!
That guy is totally Paschin'.

Playing Xbox on one TV and watching a movie on another, just Paschin'.

Man, I have to pee! I have been Paschin' on this couch all day.

by eisenhopper February 3, 2012

pochismo

Word used in Mexican Spanish to describe a state of being "pocho." Pocho is a derogatory term that Mexicans use for American hispanics who can't speak Spanish correctly. Also used to describe someone who says he's bilingual, but in reality can't function in either language.....like Tex-Mex.

HR Manager: Didn't that last applicant say he was bilingual on his resume ?
Supervisor: Yeah, puro pochismo. He can't write a business letter to our clients in Mexico, and he can't spell in English either. Where do these guys get off bragging how bilingual they are ?

by ruso September 22, 2005

pochango

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style

by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

poach fuck

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.

We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.

by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010

playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

poached my line

A negative response to another skier or snowboarder cutting you off and skiing the line you were getting ready to ride.

That jerk poached my line and tracked-up all that fresh pow just as I was getting ready to drop-in!

Hey, you just poached my line ass-wipe! Find your own line to ski.

by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010