A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.
by AmnestyBadger69 December 23, 2015
A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016
An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.
by Aye not Aye May 27, 2016
After going down on her the other night, my face was burned for like two hours from being buried in her porcupine rind.
by Undeletes August 21, 2013
a woman that has as many dicks sticking out of her, that she has had in her. Looks like a porcupine.
Porcupine woman looks like a porcupine when she has as many dicks sticking out of her, as she had sticking in her.
by Muffin8her October 17, 2010
man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.
by william maxwell June 14, 2006
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls: they're small, they're round, and they don't give a shit!"
by Sub-Zero June 12, 2005