Dracula's poptart

Used sanitary towel.
Vampire snack food.

My girlfriend didn't flush hard enough and left her Dracula's poptart floating in the bog.

by Zen_Bastard December 16, 2012

Poptry

This is the "New-Wave" of country music. Poptry music is the crossover of Country music to the mainstream Pop charts. Poptry was first dominated by artists such as Billy Ray Cyrus and Shania Twain. The torch of Poptry music is now being carried by artists such as; Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Sugarland.

Poptry songs are defined by:

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray cyrus
This Kiss - Faith Hill
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

by SnakeG February 7, 2010

soggy poptart

A phrase used in general disgust

A person whose actions no one likes

Don't be a soggy poptart, no one likes a soggy poptart.

You, soggy poptart!

by CaveteIramDraconem April 2, 2019

Dr. Poptart

A fine person for being a Jew. Not dumb like Zekrom though. Makes memes and is the only active Proto support.

John: Hey you know about Dr. Poptart?
Smith: Yeah they're fine for being a Jew.

by IdkTest_06 March 29, 2020

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

Poptropica

A strategy single-player RPG intended for kids aged 8-12. Poptropica was originally really good, but it became a sellout when it started having worlds based on "Choose Your Own Adventure" books and "Big Nate", an unoriginal comic strip that appears in about 5 local newspapers.

I was on Poptropica the other day. While I was swinging through the jungle, Wall-E popped up and automatically hacked into my Amazon account. A few days later, I got the DVD and the shipping and handling bill in the mail.

by ALFREDMALINA February 17, 2009

PopJizmo

The union between alcool and pot

Jay: Hey, are you coming to the crazy party tonight ?
Ray: Fo'sure.
Jay: Don't forget to bring some PopJizmo.
Ray:Betcha !

by ||Dice|| August 7, 2004