pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

jizz pole

Slang for penis.

Suck my jizz pole, bitch.

dickcockpenisdongweiner

by scrags2012 November 22, 2014

dude pole

A penis.

1. If you take some Viagra, your dude pole will be ready

for lovin' for like 4 hours.

2. Seriously Sasha, I took one look at his dude pole & burst out laughing it was so tiny!

by StupidGirl43 August 27, 2009

pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

The south pole

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.

She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!

by Balls12022 January 20, 2022

Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow August 7, 2013