speed painting

Speed painting is a technique used by digital artists when wanting to make a painting in under 4 hours. The painting, often looking blocky, actually comes out quite detailed despite this. Speed painting is normally landscapes and concept art.

"Practicing speed painting, done in around an hour, wacom tablet and photoshop."

by Tehilah December 12, 2006

painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Pointin

When you have to drop a deuce so bad it's pointin out of your dirtchute.

I barely made it to the shitter because I was pointin!

by The Vanilla Godzilla June 12, 2018

Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

Painting da booty

When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.

Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.

Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.

Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.

by G-gazam November 7, 2013

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

painting the corners

The act of sending a social media message or an email to an attached person which can be read as either flirting or just friendly, hoping to elicit a reaction.

I caught him painting the corners on Lizzie. Yeah he sent her this weird Facebook message last night.

by Miles Trintell December 19, 2017