Pinocchio burn

a burn or cut on the penis from rapid masterbation

if pinocchio masterbates he will cause a fire from wood on wood which is called a pinocchio burn

by ilovemarryanne August 9, 2006

Pinoch

A Girls Groinal Area

And Then I Licked Her Pinoch

by Kayen October 5, 2003

Pinocchio Beef

It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"

The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.

After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.

by I am not Dan October 9, 2008

pinocha

Spanish for "pussy" or also "vagina"

Yo Quiero a chupa unas pinochas!

by Kyle Tucker December 24, 2005

pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

stinky pinocchio

When a man licks a girl's butthole, Sticks his nose in her vagina, and rubs her clit at the same time

Yea dude, I gave her the stinky pinocchio and she didn't know what the hell was going on

by firebirdyeadude June 8, 2009

Pinocchio

A being with a large, and I mean absolutely massive, nose.

Hey Joe, did you see Andrew? He’s such a Pinocchio!

by Cuckoo76 November 24, 2019