Physic

Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.

The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
by LandOfThePhysic November 10, 2016
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1.the source of misery for billions of kids around the world.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.
"the world would be a happier place w/o physics"
"yes i totallg agree."
by Fearall October 01, 2005
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An act that requires input other than telekinesis. Often over used in common conversation, as with literally. Like saying a "round circle", duh, are there circles other than round ones.`
HME (Home-making engineer): "Look at this, now I have to physically mop this shit up"
IHTTWS (Irritated husband trying to watch sport): "Oh that's too bad, does the mop not accept mental commands?"
by Zob Rombie March 09, 2016
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The Absolute Pwnage of millions of kids around the world because their submissive minds cannot distinguish the neccassary equations and are therefore demolished by the up coming test about something that is totally irrilevent to wat they have spent hard times learning
Bill was on a farm when her heard an explosion 2000 m away, he heard dis explosion 2.67s after it accured. What season is it? (yes this one was on my test, and it can be solved)(physics is the pwnage.)
by GURGITE January 12, 2006
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The class where W=work m=mass a=acceleration and d=distance vector parrallel to force
and if you combine these variables into a true equation you get
W=mad Work=mad

the class taught by the clumsy teacher who fell off a roof 3 times in half an hour.

when something goes wrong you scream "MEDIC!!"
so, what's the standard stationary size? 8 by 11 1/2?
yeah yeah so we all make mistakes sometimes.
by just call me blond January 18, 2005
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The utter and mercyless pwnage of millioins of kids around the world, especially blond ones, in which their submissive minds cannot comprehend or distinguish the equations givin in a organized and subservient mannor, and are therefore demmolished on the up comming test about the inverse equations of wat they have worked hard to study
Work this physics equation out:

Bill was out farming when he heard an explosion 2000m away, the sound of the explosion took 2.76s to get to him....what is the season?

yes this is a real equation, and yes it can be answered
by GURGITE January 12, 2006
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n(functioning as singular)

(Physics/ General Physics)
branch of science concerned with using extremely long and complicated formulas to describe how a ball rolls.
How to find an objects altitude using mechanical physics:
r=v*t+ 1/2*gt^2
by meandmysel May 13, 2014
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