petronoid

from petronoia: the ever-present fear that the flow of oil could fall short of the globe's voracious appetite.

Just because you're not petronoid, doesn't mean the oil's not going to run out.

by comatoast July 16, 2008

Petron

Gas stations in the Philippines that have Convenience stores with flashy banners like Diesel MAX!!!!!!, Petron Xtra!!!!! And Petron XCS Plus!!!!.
Like their fuels kick more ass than SEA OIL down the street. (See Sea Oil)

A peculiarity you will see in the Phil’s is driver's stopping off at the gas station to do some miner repairs like rebuilding the rear differential and brake assembly on a big rig.

I highly recommend the Fairview Petron, 95 Octane Rocks!!!

by Ryo-Ohki October 5, 2005

petrosexual

a person that enjoys the smell of spent premium fuel from exhaust, knowing without suck squish spark boom to create perpetual motion by strapping yourself to a fire ball with a direct drive and you being the wing nut that holds it all together!

yeah buddy you smell that? no what? that there is what makes us petrosexuals friskey!! spent premium gas is like the smell of race fuel to those motorheads flying down the strip by the seat of there pants!

by race fuel freak January 28, 2018

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by MiniPizzaHitman October 18, 2012

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team

A Formula 1 Team that used to be good until Adrian Newey made a beast of a copy-and-paste car of Red Bull Racing and made a trauma-dumping Dutchman (aka Max Verstappen) drive it, which in turn caused everyone watching F1 to hear the fucking dutch national anthem throughout the year and made the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team into Williams Racing.

the Mercedes-AMG Petronas F1 Team is causing hell

by jaycxle. June 13, 2023

British Petroleum

The world's largest manufacturer of the lubricant petroleum jelly.

British Petroleum gave everyone the shaft.

by billthecat June 23, 2010